eh why our blog so dead! posts AND tagboard ):
anyway just for the memories...
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Scene 1Bandits: Vanessa (Lao Da), Shimin, Delise, Hillary, Crystalbel
A group of bandits sit in a dark corner, planning to rob a rich house.
Shimin: Yo Brudders, GUESS WHAT? It's finally Christmas again!
Delise Hillary Crystalbel: *Gasp*
(act retarded and sings some Christmas song clapping) We wish you a merry christmas...
Vanessa: Shut up lah -.-! Christmas is joyyyyyyyyyyyyy *high pitch* because it's a season of giving Eh wait no, I mean .. taaaking (does the ka-ching action with the eyebrow movement)
All bandits: YES TAKING!
Vanessa: Yes, we can rob the rich! Like the house at the end of this street! They're like soooo super rich can!
Shimin: I bet their presents ah cost them a bomb!
Hillary and Crystalbel: (turn to each other eyes widen)
Hillary: bomb!? You mean the KABOOM the bomb
Crystalbel: then we steal already will ass-plode right!
(turn to each other and freak)
Delise: Eh eh eh! You know ah, I heard they give the children the pod thing as Christmas presents!
Hillary: Pod thing? You mean like... vegetables pod? HAHA! That's so cheapskate! My mother also can pluck from the garden and cook for me!
Delise: Noooo! Not ve-ge-table! Erm, it's something pod, Apod? Bpod? Cpod?
Hillary: I KNOW! *pause* Ipod
Delise: YES IPOD!!
Crystalbel: huh? What is eye-pod? Is it a pod that look like my eye?
Vanessa: Noooooo -.-! Aiya, if we get to steal an Ipod, I show you lah!
Shimin: Eh but lao da, how we going to steal the presents?
Delise Hillary Crystalbel: (Acts retarded again and sing) Santa Claus is coming to town!
Shimin: YAH SO SMART! we can dress up as Santa Claus and go into the houses by their chimneys!
Vanessa: And burn our butts? -.- no you idiot. We go through the DOOR.
Shimin: Huh how?
Delise: For that we have three simple steps. First, you open the door
Hillary: Second, you step in
Crystalbel: and third, you close the door
Delise Hillary Crystalbel: (Laugh at their own joke)
Shimin: oh. My. Gosh. You, you and the other you, stop being lame.
Delise: eh excuse me, we still can walk okay!
Vanessa: anyway one of us will dress up us santa claus for this while the rest of us will be his reindeer. Who volunteers to be santa?
Delise: Do Do Do
Hillary: Re Re Re
Crystalbel: Mi Mi Mi (Me Me Me)!
Shimin: thank you for volunteering! remember if anybody asks, you're santa claus come to give presents okay?
Crystalbel: M.. ME? Uhh okay (looks miserable)
Delise Hillary: Go brudder! Impossible is nothing! Just do it!
Vanessa: okay lets go
(All up and leave, second scene people move in)
Scene 2Santa: Crystalbel
Mother: Kejia
Little Boys: Grace, Rebekah, Yuqing
Little Girls: Chloe, Yuqing
Other Kids: Rest of the batch
Turkey: Valerie
Christmas Tree: Zhenyi
Santa tiptoes in while the bandits sing the pink panther song
Santa starts putting the presents into his sack
Grace: *Yawns and wakes up, stops when he sees Santa, slaps face and rubs eyes* Santa? SANTA! *runs to hug santa*
Santa: Uhh... HO HO HO MERRY CHRISTMAS! *smiles a big smile and holds it there*
(Dramatic pause)
Grace: You are fat! (another long dramatic pause) Have you tried Uzap before? Zap zap tummy! Zap zap tummy! It's very good!
Santa: Uhhh... HO HO HO
Chloe: (wakes up and sees Santa) Santa! *runs to hug him* are you here to give us presents?
Santa: oh OH yes. This is uhh for you. HO HO HO *pulls out something from the sack*
(All the Children wake up and rush to santa)
Scattered Voices: SANTA! I WANT MY PRESENT! DID YOU BRING ME A CAR? WHERE'S MY DOLLY? IS RUDOLPH OUTSIDE?
Santa: HO HO HO MERRY CHRISTMAS *starts pulling out presents from the sack*
Rebekah: Haha I got a box of weiqi!
Kaiyang: Oh look I got a crystal bell!
Yuqing: Wahh... I got theleast (Delise) ): MAA MEEE!!!
Mother: hoi! what's happening? *sees santa* oh santa claus? What are you doing here?
Santa: HO HO HO merry Christmas! people call me santa claus but you can call me tonight!
Mother: er.. no thanks
Girl: Mummy, can we invite santa for dinner?
Mother: sure we can, you! *points at grace* go and marinate the turkey!
(Turkey enters and sits on the table)
Boy: (wails) NOO I don't want to marry.. nate the turkey! *points to turkey*
Turkey: OEI!
(All the children drag Santa to the table where the turkey is seated)
Chloe: Let's say grace!
Kids: 1-2-3 GRACE!
(GRACE stands up and acts like a model)
*Santa's phone rings*
Santa: Hur hur hur sorry my reindeer must be calling wait ah... (picks up phone) harlo?
Hillary: Eh brudder
Vanessa: we very hungry leh,
Shimin: can we go in,
Delise: pleeease? *pitifully*
Santa: err my reindeer are hungry they want to eat nate the turkey hur hur hur
Kids: *All cheer in delight* Rudolph the red nose reindeer..
(All the bandits come in looking like reindeer, stand beside santa two on each side)
Vanessa: The children are so innocent! how can we steal from them! *crying*
Hillary: *Sniffing* Eh brudders, from today onwards, we must all gai guo zi xin! *does hand action and turns to bandits*
Vanessa: cong xin zuo ren! *does hand action and turns to bandits*
Delise Shimin: and turn into a new leaf!
*Santa turns the two bandits who are wearing leaves on their backs*
Bandits: Let's all go and eat nate the turkey!
Turkey: screams and jumps of the table as everyone chases it and goes off stage
Christmas Tree: *looks at the crowd* EH wait for me! *runs after them*
Everyone: *Run back on stage, stop and bow three times*
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oh yeah when are we starting the banner?
hillary; 8:39 PM
